Gabi: Mom, what's this made out of?
Me: Um.
Gabi: This part, Mom.
Me: A um. (think!)
Gabi: Should I eat it?
Me: No.
Gabi: Why not?
Me: (Screaming on the inside: because it's a dead cow!) Because I have something better-here's an apple.
Phew. Crisis averted. Why? Because I live with a MEAT EATER who wants his children to be MEAT EATERS!
I could just tell my son the truth that he's eating the flesh of a beautiful cow, but he is only 4. I don't want to scar him.
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